Character: DREW, college age, a business major, who, like most business majors, is given to wearing a superman t-shit.
DREW: (Drew in a brand new business suit, at the bar.)
Yeah, it's the latest model. Stain resistant. Something to do with nanoparticles in the fabric. In the commercial, they spill grenadine on the suit, and it just rolls off. I thought that was interesting, using grenadine in the commercial, even though this is a guy's suit, because grenadine basically goes in girl-drinks. No offense. So in other words, this suit is engineered for flirting with drunk secretaries. Like if a drunk secretary giggles and wobbles on her high heels and spills grenadine on my suit, it's ok. Pretty cool huh?
This is my graduation present. I got it early cause I need it for interviews.
Do you like the color? They used focus groups and they figured out this color makes executives look reliable, which is obviously useful if I ever get accused of insider trading or anything and have to, you know, appear in court.
So basically an executive, i.e. me in the future, can have as many cocktail onions as I want and when I show up at my criminal trial the next day, even if I'm hung over and even if I'm in a sour mood because I had an argument with my pregnant wife, I can still look all executive. And whatever the drunk secretary may or may not have spilled on this suit the night before, will be invisible.
That's the sort of thing tailors have to think about these days.
Are you ok? You seem really moody.
