Character: LISA, female, 20-30s.
LISA: (Drunk, sipping from a bottle.) I used to be an okay person … I used to be an okay person … Do you know … bout me? I got so many awards. Lotsawards … Awards are for greatness and I am a great… an okay person… like myself. (A beat.) Th’is a good and tasty beverage… so warm outside … now. Isaac. Isaac. I love your name, Isaac. Iss beautiful. Mine’s kinda beautiful too. We could be beautiful together. Almos’ like this close. I dunno why these things happen, you know? You unnerstan what I’m saying? Like, why two people who are suppos’ to be a … who are supposed to be together, why they’re not together. If I’m not with him, I’m not gonna be with ANYONE. Nobody elss. Look at me. Sittin’ here with myself. I hate the whole universe. I hate this whole piece of crap universe and nothing ever works out. The universe wants me to be alone. A waste of a person, all alone. Waste! … FAIL! LOVE FAIL!
(She screams and falls to the ground in agony, continuing to wail and cry.)
You blew it Miss Failure! GET ME OFF THIS PIECE OF SHIT EARTH! KILL THE BEAST!