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"BAD PANDA" by Megan Gogerty
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Praise
Free Monologue
Author:
MEGAN GOGERTY
Synopsis:
They’re the last two pandas on earth. It’s mating season. One of them falls in love with a crocodile. Who is gay. And then the baby comes. In this sweet celebration of non-traditional families, Gwo Gwo the panda must balance his newfound desire for Chester the crocodile with his obligations to his prescribed panda mate, Marion. The animals eat, mate, splash around in identity politics, wrestle with the ambivalence of parenthood, and love one another as only families can.
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2 Males, 1 Female
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"Bad Panda offers nonstop hilarity and sweet introspection…
Playwright Megan Gogerty’s smart, witty script and dedicated character development are to be lauded."
—Broadwayworld.com
"Raucously entertaining, absurd, hilarious" —
Monterey Herald
"a winning, sly charmer" —
Seattle Gay Scene
"No school field trip to the zoo was ever this entertaining or self-discovering and this show will touch your heart on a warm and fuzzy level…" —
DC Metro Theatre Arts
"fresh, cute… and despite the characters being animals, very human." —
Maryland Theatre Guide
Character:
GWO GWO, male, a panda.
GWO GWO: You don’t understand, you stupid animal. We’re the only ones left. Don’t you get it? It got very dark. The sky turned peculiar. And there was wind. Like the whole sky wanted to be someplace else. There was trembling. Of the ground. Of everything. There was a noise far away – a dark noise. And I ran. And the other animals, some of them were wild faces and some of them were frozen, dead. And then I couldn’t run anymore, so I found a tree and started to climb. Because that’s what you do, that’s what my mother taught me, if there’s danger on the ground and you can’t run then you hide, find the tallest tree and climb far away. And that’s when I felt the bite. The bad bug. I fell out of the tree. But I didn’t hit the ground. I passed through it, deep into the earth, all the way down to the other side. And then I woke up. And everything was different. There was a pond and all the bamboo I could eat. All the others, they all died. Except for me. And Marion. And now she’s gone. And I’m alone. And the worst thing that could happen has happened.
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