Character: HOST, open casting
HOST: What’s not to believe? You-- and I mean all of you, not just Ton-Ton, Kimster and Care Bear--but all of you took a perfectly good country-- cripes a shining ideal for the entire world if you want my opinion-- and you let it become an empire of the materially privileged, a haven for fat, lazy, shallow, grasping, brutal bigots who’d rather watch game shows and so-called reality than kiss a boy or fight for honor or even, for that matter, tear people’s eyes open to the truth and expose the hypocrisy at the heart of the American system, and once exposed, destroy it. If that ain’t dead, what is?
