Synopsis: A man has an appointment with the Bureau for Stuffed
Animal Removal in hopes of getting a little stuffed lion removed from
atop his head. The bureau subjects the man to a series of questions
about his character and his motives, even forcing him into an
interpretive dance to express his feelings, but he cannot be swayed.
Ultimately, the bureau chief is called in for the final decision. The
removal procedure is extremely dangerous, unavoidably life threatening,
and comes with one severe long-term side effect.
Cast Size: 3 Males, 1 Female
"...rich metaphor for the plights of a pregnant
woman... this clever play begs for and grabs your attention." - Talkin' Broadway
"Cutting, funny... and politically ferocious." - The Pitch (Kansas City)