"It's Chritmas' dirty little secret."

- The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel

"I dare you to keep from laughing."

- Milwaukee Examiner

 

Who Killed Santa?

The Choose-Your-Own-Ending

Musical Murder Mystery

Holiday Whodunit

by Neil Haven

3 Males, 2 Females, 1 Either

Synopsis: In this hilarious and irreverent send-up, Santa is hosting his annual holiday party attended by the usual holiday favorties:  Frosty, Tiny Tim, The Little Drummer Boy, and Rudolph, who all have a bone to pick with Santa.  After the introduction of the sexy new Little Drummer Girl, tempers flare, and Santa ends up with a candy cane through the heart.  No one will confess, no one can leave, and Christmas is in jeopardy.  As the tension builds, a couple of incompetent detectives enter the scene, and all the dirty secrets of these iconic holiday characters are revealed.  Eventually, with the help of the audience, the murderer is convicted and sentenced. 

*  The show features parodies of holiday songs and four different endings.