"...rich metaphor for the plights of a pregnant woman... this clever play begs for and grabs your attention."

- Talkin' Broadway

 

"Cutting, funny... and politically ferocious."

- The Pitch (Kansas City)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please Remove This Stuffed Animal From My Head

by Crystal Jackson

 

3 Males, 1 Female

 

Synopsis:  A man has an appointment with the Bureau for Stuffed Animal Removal in hopes of getting a little stuffed lion removed from atop his head.  The bureau subjects the man to a series of questions about his character and his motives, even forcing him into an interpretive dance to express his feelings, but he cannot be swayed.  Ultimately, the bureau chief is called in for the final decision.  The removal procedure is extremely dangerous, unavoidably life threatening, and comes with one severe long-term side effect.

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Robert McMillan and Stephanie Wittels
from Six of One Productions.