ISBN 978-1-934962-00-8

"The show's bite was every bit as good as its bark."

-- bestofneworleans.com

"marvelously inventive... dazzling... don't miss out by missing it"
---Las Vegas CityLife
 

"a refreshing scamper through modern-day mores and social customs"
---Las Vegas Review-Journal
 

"What a show! Outstanding!"
---RedCard.Com
 

"hilarious... Peppered with puns and Stoppardesque word play"
---Seattle Press
 

"delightful... unforgettable... much more fun than it ought to be."
---The New Yorker
 

"smart"
---The New York Theatre Experience
 

"gleeful... goofy... the perfect title."
---Time Out New York
 

"It would be hard to imagine anyone resisting its charms"
---Matinee Magazine
 

"Smart and clever, and always un-PC. You're in for a good, albeit twisted belly- laugh."
---DigitalCity Washington, DC
 

"Goode [is] a smarty-pants theater cult-god"
---Northern California Bohemian

"Raucous, funny, and anything but politically correct. It is a guaranteed laugh. A comedic success."
---Electronic Link Off-Broadway
 

"delightful... a perverted funhouse ride where people give you lollipops and cookies"
---Matinee Magazine
 

"a quite brilliant theatrical mess"
---Chicago Tribune

Poona the Fuckdog

and other plays for children

by Jeff Goode

cast of 8-17, depending on doubling

Synopsis: Once upon a time there was a Fuck Dog. Named Poona. Poona was a very lonely Fuck Dog until one day she was visited by her Fairy God Phallus and taught how to play a fun game in her big pink box. Poona suddenly becomes a very popular Fuck Dog! Poona's adventures take her to the Kingdom of Do (where nobody did) ruled by a powerful television set. She meets, among others, Suzy-Suzy Cyber Assassin, a thespian shrub, lost space aliens, and she even talks to God! Poona finally grows old and must tell her fabulous story to all you little kiddies.

A hit from coast to coast!

"irresistable"
---New York Times
 

"a bawdy comic romp!"
---LA Weekly
 

"smart, bold, and insightful, poignant without being preachy and meaningful without being sappy. Not to mention shit-yourself hysterical. Two hours of theater magic that will go down in infamy. "
---The Stranger, Seattle
 

"a theatrical acid trip!"
---New City, Chicago
 

"a freshly uncorked bottle of Champagne that never goes flat!"
---River Front Times
 

"You know I'm totally taking my kid"
---Orange County Weekly
 

"Like an early Marx Brothers movie, the comedy comes from any, and every direction, and it's just as nutty."
---Show Business Weekly
 

"true brilliance"
---Las Vegas CitySearch
 

"You have to like a show this complex and fast paced that never flies into chaos"
---Chicago Reader