Gay Version

3 Males

Synopsis:  Ed wants his lover Morgan back.  He believes they are soul mates.  Unfortunately, he had an affair with Morgan's cousin at the Christmas party because he just couldn't say no to his demanding, insatiable, extremely opinionated Penis.  When Morgan shows up to get closure, Ed finds himself sandwiched between the man he truly loves, and the organ who, up till now, has run the show.  An outragous comedy about fidelity that answers the age old question:  How can a tool that makes up 1/12 of a man's body control 100% of his life?

Straight Version

2 Males, 1 Female

Synopsis: Ed wants to win back his fiancée, Donna, who he cheated on with her cousin to satisfy the demands of his insatiable and extremely opinionated Penis.  Ed attempts to confront his Penis about ruining his life, but fails miserably.  When Donna shows up to get closure, Ed finds himself sandwiched between the woman he intended to spend the rest of his life with, and the organ who, up till now, has run the show.  An outrageous comedy about fidelity that answers the question that women have been asking since time began:  How can a tool that makes up 1/12 of a man's body control 100% of his life?